when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.
IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP
why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone
you is kind
you is smart
you is an official Barbie baby-sitter
marauder era stories are awesome until you remember everyone dies
"Don’t kid yourself" would be a great slogan for birth control pills
"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that
not much discussion of bagpipes on this web site
mango? why not womango? end sexism now
womango make me a sandwich :P
"These are the best years of your lives"