James Potter. ♥
What kills me about this is how such a small thing makes Dean light up like a little kid because he obvious doesn’t get presents ever.
Dean
Only Gets
Presents from
Sammy.
welcome to Supernatural where we take everything and make it pain
did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers are supposed to wait for security to break the shit apart
teenage girls will fuck your shit up
- (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
- Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
- Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
- Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
- Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
- (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
radish is a really accurate name for a vegetable because they’re pretty cool but they’re not that cool
1,00% accurate
do u ever just make scenarios in your head that will never happen but makes you so happy so you just keep on imagining them
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
fuck i hate when children cry like why cant you just internalize your emotions like the rest of us
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
Floppy piece of flesh….. Incorrect
HOW IS THAT INCORRECT WHAT THE FUKC ELSE IS THAT
omg
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert
ah yes I’ve just thought the perfect sassy answer to that horrible thing someone told to me 4 years ago
sometimes I’m chandler, sometimes I’m joey
there’s no in between
